Monday, August 18, 2008

Wapanese Haters: Life Coaches for getting girls or simply pro-(insert country)



^ = The work place - the white emac :D

Well this is NOT a hate post, definately i'll tell ya dat.

This video from Yuuki Sato (Arata Kagami/ Gattack Rider of Kamen Rider Kabuto fame...kidding) will show you the light aside from letting you show the reality that we're (insert race) not japanese.



Well...the other video i was supposed to submit is missing so i had to replace it with this one...



Now we know that there are Wapanese Citizens, they are the kind of people (i've recovering from being one) who obsessively are in anime and do not want anything else.
And we also know that there are Legit Anime fans who aren't Wapanese.

There are wapansese haters... either of the following..:
1. Japanese people annoyed by the wapanese minority..
2. People who want everything to be normal...
3. Koreanophiles (This rarely occurs ..1 in 50 Trillion possibilities....don't ask why..no offense intended, srsly)
4. Legitimate Anime Fans who get caught in the anti-wapanese crossfire...
5. Wapanese (This rarely occurs...again)

I know this will sting a little but you will know some of the symptoms of one being Wapaniece..err Krappaniece (as told to me once) .
1. The only anime you/me/someone you know watch Mainstream Anime and only that... (I have nothing against such, but be open minded to other animes which are cool and underrated)
2. Adding japanese words to a conversation with a non-Japanese guy/girl, or someone who doesn't know Japanese culture that much...(-san, -chan, -kun, insert speech that is made up of japanese)
3. Pocky, Ramen, Sushi are the only meals they know from the Japanese viand.
4. the dreaded "kawaii" smile...(Only do this in Japan...or in private..)

anyways, the thing i'm gonna share right now is that...(this will shock you)....ANTI-WAPANESE PEOPLE CARE FOR YOUR SOCIAL LIFE AND YOUR FUTURE!!!!!

They may tell you to stop the pocky and the naruto intake (subcousciously, cut down on it to prevent the wapanese withdrawal syndrome.) But they actually care for your life, i mean they see you watch 5000+ episodes of narutoe in your DVD room or even watch Bleach on Betamax and not go outside trying to get a girl....that must mean something's up and they want to give you the chance of having a girl...by helping you..with reverse psychology..

They are INDEED telling you to "Get a life..and a girl", take another hobby you like, try making money on the side (I thank God that there's work for me now as an graphic artist at an inhouse studio)

Getting a life simply means:
- Having a job
- A nice productive hobby
- A fine woman by your side...
- Making wads of cash and not bugging your ma and pa...
- A self made man!
- Most Importantly, enjoying your God-given life to it's full potential.. :D
Sounds great? it sure is... :D

Let's take a sidetrack for a while with these words...

--+Commercial Sidetrack+--
Arata Kagami's video above will unblindfold you to see the light.

One annotation i'm gonna mention...
"What is done in Japan, stays in Japan!"
use Japanese talk to fellow anime fans
and use normal talk to people who don't know much about Japanese.
We all try to practice how to talk normally, so we must talk normally to others and keep your specialty to those who love your specialty.

And being wapanese constitutes inside you that all Japan has is pocky, anime and j-pop.
But think about it, if it was all about that, what about the government, how would it run?
Would it run on magic narutimate energy called "Chakra"(i don't think so...the Japanese government is in the form of a Diet)? Do you think all the policemen in Japan are some samurai wielding cops wearing traditional Japanese clothes (see shinsengumi)? Do you think the over-commercialized J-rocker Gackt is the 1st Japanese emperor in the history of time (This is obvious....*bursts into laughing*)? Most of the answers are no, nada and zilch-y!

I used to think that Japan was powered by beam rifle energy and their Fighter Jets transform to bipedal armament hybrids...


"hold on by the Jonas brothaz"
Note: I do not own any of the youtube content posted.. srsly

--+Back to topic+--

ok, back to the topic....

Anyways, what these guys (if ever they were to go soft on us and tell us the reason, they..) are saying is that...
"Don't let your life be taken for granted in only anime or...(insert interest), have an outgoing life, dude, make money and get a girl, we just don't want you to get laughed at that's why we went tough on you..sorry if that was the case..but it's for your social life's benefit too.."

Watching anime and think about getting a Japanese girl is not bad, but if you stay in your home and do nothing but anime and do it 365 days a year....it will not get your social life back to life.

So there is still a line between an Animation Fan and a Wapanese Minoritan...

Correction leads to a better life... this verse in the Book of Proverbs proves well...

"He who ignores discipline comes to poverty and shame, but whoever heeds correction is honored." - Proverbs 13:18 NIV

"For these commands are a lamp, this teaching is a light, and the corrections of discipline are the way to life," - Proverbs 6:23

Life is just more than one interest and all.. it means having to enjoy your God-given lifetime to it's extent without being sad or living it for granted.

Anyways, let's be open minded to our Anti-wapanese "Life Coaches" so we can get life, and be Legitimate Anime fans enjoying life, watching anime, having a girlfriend (who knows, you may have a Japanese girlfriend in the long run..), being self-made by having a good job and all..

It's okay to watch anime and listen to J-Rock, to appreciate Japanese women, but don't do something japanese in a non-japanese community. Just don't overdo the Japanesity you have in your system...this will make things easier for you and everyone around you...

I hope this can shed light on being a Legitimate Anime fan and not being wapanese and all...

God bless and have a nice day.

2 comments:

Masked Rider Boogaloo said...

What the Jose Canseco is this? Jonas Brothaz? Wait, what? Hoold Oooon-NUH!

Appreciating culture is one thing... Pretending to be a local is another...

Taste the rainbow!

Dover said...

yeah...I guess so...